Husbands Nicknames
- Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "TIMBERLAND BOOTS call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed, "PRADA SHOES call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third COACH BAGS quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" AIR MAX frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because NIKE SHOES always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
Break A 100
- Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf,
during which theAIR JORDANS had hit numerous fat shots,
CHEAP SHIRTS said in frustration to his caddy, "I'd move heaven
- and earth to break a hundred on this course."
"Try heaven," said theCHEAP HANDBAGS. "You've already moved most of the
- and earth to break a hundred on this course."