Evaluating This Painting
A Brit, a AIR JORDANS and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "NIKE SHOES must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "NIKE SHOX're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, AIR MAX are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. GUCCI SHOES are Russian."
- A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
WHOLESALE JORDANS read:
- "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter,
- will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When JORDAN SHOES arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, COACH BAGS
WHOLESALE T SHIRTS 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."