I poured my heart out in the card, and ask her to be mine, The way I feel about her, and the way she makes me feel, And the feelings that I have, are very, very real.
I'll tell her that I dream of her, and how it all would be, If she would only take the time, to be alone with me. And then I dropped it in the mail, my special valentine. In just a few short days, I had a response in the mail, A card with her return address, I started feeling pale.
I opened up my eyes to see a card shaped like a heart, And in the center someone drew a bloody piercing dart. I opened up the card to see, if writing was inside, And when I started reading it, I damn near almost died.
I wondered what she said in it, and what she thinks of me, I guess the only way to know, is open it and see wow gold. With great anticipation, I removed the envelope, And closed my eyes a moment, as my heart filled up with hope. "I'd love to be your valentine, but I think I will pass, My husband says he'll be at work, to kick your stupid ass. I'm glad you like my body, and you think it's really fine, My husband says this card is going where the sun don't shine.