Without A Christmas Bonus
- Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus
- Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
The last time replica handbags saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
On your door, cheap jordans find a lovely wreath of pink slips
- What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit jordan shoes on the way out"
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- In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "terrible" appeared 78 times
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