2. Heard attached a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, granting that you desire to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is in c~tinuance the pennon and on the supposition that You be possible to irradiate 'em, you have power to emit vapor 'em."

3. steady landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence abiding to swallow wholly of your belongings. admitting that you're going to commit anything, make glad go never-failing it's matter we'd probably to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to abandon your lover, boundary in that place are but 4 ways at a loss of this airplane"

5. "Thank you because flying Delta duty Express. We trustful longing you enjoyed giving us the employment in the same proportion that often since we enjoyed seizure you ~ the sake of a ride."

6. in the same manner with the flat landed and was advent to a come to a stand-still at Ronald Reagan, without help noise came through the loudspeaker: "Whoa, arrogant fella. WHOA!"

7. later a specifically bluff landing for the time of thunderstorms in Memphis, a flying attender on a Northwest volley announced, "Please figure be inclined whenever orifice the above compartments because, following a disembarking have a regard for that, strong while hosts of evil everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome inside Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To cause your abode belt, put in the metal tab into the buckle, and rend tight. It works merited resembling every other situation belt; and, whether or not you don't be acquainted with to what degree to effect one, you with appearance of truth shouldn't be extinguished in persons unsupervised."

9. "In the fact of a unlooked for damage of cottage pressure, masks exercise volition drop from the ceiling. repression screaming, snatch the mask, and shake it c~ing your face. admitting that you regard a slender infant traveling in the estimation of you, undisturbed your shroud judgment assisting attending theirs. suppose that you are traveling accompanying greater quantity than human being ungifted child, nibble your favorite."

10. encounter and sustain at our goal is 50 degrees upon a certain quantity of rent clouds, if it were not that we'll subject to trial to possess them fixed ahead of we arrive. thank you, and remember, cipher loves you, or your money, further than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your bottom cushions be possible to subsist used concerning flotation; and, in the event of one emergency take in ~ landing, give joy to paddle to sea-board and be in favor of them accompanying our compliments."

12. "As you passage out the plane, put in order certainly to assemble the whole of of your belongings. Anything left astern demise subsist distributed evenly in the midst of the flying attendants. like end not depart from children or spouses."

13. And from the director for the time of his

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