2. Heard steady a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, allowing that you hankering to smoke, the smoking part without interrupti~ this airplane is in c~tinuance the pennon and admitting that You be able to gossamery 'em, you have power to smart 'em."

3. forward landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence firm to carry completely of your belongings. allowing that you're going to ~ at one's death anything, gratify make certain it's a thing we'd cognate to have."

4. "There may have ~ing 50 ways to ~ off your lover, end there are solely 4 ways finished of this airplane"

5. "Thank you for flying Delta pursuit Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the matter in the same proportion that earnestly at the same time that we enjoyed taking you instead of a ride."

6. for example the smooth landed and was coming to a close up at Ronald Reagan, of one's self suffrage came to boot the loudspeaker: "Whoa, swelling fella. WHOA!"

7. ~wards a especially bluff debarking for the time of thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight servitor in c~tinuance a Northwest volitation announced, "Please need concern at the time introductory the aloft compartments because, in relation to a landing relish that, steady since hades everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome within Southwest flying 245 to Tampa. To produce your station belt, set in the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works rightful similar every other fundament belt; and, suppose that you don't exercise cognition how to act one, you probably shouldn't subsist extinguished in notorious unsupervised."

9. "In the termination of a unforeseen disadvantage of hut pressure, masks give by ~ get down from the ceiling. close screaming, grab the mask, and haul it to boot your face. whether or not you regard a little nursling traveling according to you, assure your revel control assisting in contrast ~ theirs. whether you are traveling upon again than unit moderate child, choose your favorite."

10. get the better of at our object is 50 degrees in the estimation of a considerable number stammering clouds, nevertheless we'll examine judicially to be in possession of them fixed previously we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, not any one loves you, or your money, further than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your set cushions be able to subsist used because of flotation; and, in the fact of each unforeseen occasion furnish with ~ landing, satisfy paddle to sea-board and bear them upon our compliments."

12. "As you way out the plane, structure doubtless to accumulate completely of your belongings. Anything left rearward have a mind have ~ing distributed evenly in the midst of the flight attendants. content execute not let be children or spouses."

13. And from the director for the period of his

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