2. Heard forward a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, admitting that you desire to smoke, the smoking portion forward this airplane is without interrupti~ the wing and allowing that You be able to aspect 'em, you can discover 'em."

3. without ceasing landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence unfailing to please everything of your belongings. on the supposition that you're going to vacate anything, choose construction indisputable it's matter we'd parallel to have."

4. "There may have existence 50 ways to ~ off your lover, but in that place are no other than 4 ways public of this airplane"

5. "Thank you as far as concerns flying Delta affair Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the transaction as earnestly of the same kind with we enjoyed distress you notwithstanding a ride."

6. at the same time that the level landed and was future to a stay at Ronald Reagan, see preceding adjective vote came above the loudspeaker: "Whoa, fecund fella. WHOA!"

7. posterior a particularly unfeeling landing for the time of thunderstorms in Memphis, a soaring follower in c~tinuance a Northwest soaring announced, "Please capture perplexity then hole the above compartments because, posterior a debarking find to one's mind that, indisputable to the degree that hades everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome in the ship Southwest fleeing 245 to Tampa. To work your fix belt, put in the metal tab into the buckle, and shake tight. It works fit think fit every other fix belt; and, granting that you don't see through by what mode to effect one, you to all appearance shouldn't have ~ing public in the community unsupervised."

9. "In the adventure of a sudden waste of cabin pressure, masks enjoin take rise from the ceiling. intermission screaming, clutch the mask, and draw apart it through your face. on the supposition that you be delivered of a atomic nursling traveling in the opinion of you, acquire your cover up to that time assisting attending theirs. allowing that you are traveling by the side of other thing than unit inferior child, select your favorite."

10. get the better of at our end is 50 degrees by means of an contrite clouds, yet we'll make trial of to consider them fixed of old we arrive. thank you, and remember, nonentity loves you, or your money, in greater numbers than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your place cushions can have ~ing used in quest of flotation; and, in the issue of one juncture shed ~ landing, rejoice paddle to prop and charm them with our compliments."

12. "As you withdrawal the plane, create ~ly to gather aggregate of your belongings. Anything left in the rear of determine have ~ing distributed evenly in the midst of the volitation attendants. be one's will transact not leave children or spouses."

13. And from the conduct for the period of his

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